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This is all getting a bit ridiculous... [Feb. 25th, 2008|08:57 am]
Blue
[Current Location |office]
[mood |accomplished]
[music |something triumphant]

So it happened AGAIN today while I was just about to leave for work. A lot of rattling around in my ceiling and chirping. So I decided I didn't want to leave while what I assumed to be a sparrow was stuck up in the extraction pipe, but on the other hand I didn't want to be late. So, a very evil idea took hold of me and I decided I was going to help that bird get motivated to shift itself, goddamnit. I went over to my dryer and set the dial on the last half-minute of the de-wrinkle cycle, producing several short blasts of hot air through the extraction vent. I heard a squawk from my ceiling and then a lot more rattling and all was finally silence. When I walked outside to get into my car, I looked up at my balcony and lo and behold, there was a fatass blackbird staring down at me looking like it had been fired out of a cannon, with this really ticked-off expression on its face. I haven't laughed so hard in a long time.

And so the Battle of the Birds continues. *raises fist*

Fraser: 1
Birds: nothin'
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[User Picture]From: cheldah
2008-02-25 06:49 pm (UTC)
LOL!!! You just made my horribly hectic day better

Dude, I'm going out to lunch with Joel and Jason next weekend, I think. If you want to see him 10 years later...
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[User Picture]From: evilest_kitten
2008-02-25 07:13 pm (UTC)
call the apartment management...he is making a home in the vent...there will be a nest and baby chirping soon enough.
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